They Stabbed Me, Again!!!!:
- ianthart89
- May 9, 2021
- 1 min read
So, today I had to get up early to go visit one of my Snazzy Dressers.
While I was there they measured me again and I'm now 17 pounds and 26 inches long. I was asleep when the Snazzy Dresser came in but I was abruptly woken up when he said I needed to go on a diet. He changed his tune when I gave him the evil eye and Mommy told him that I'm only eating 8 ounce bottles.
After Mommy and the Snazzy Dresser talked for a little bit, the Giant Humans in Blue came in and stabbed me again. They did it 4 times and told me that it was so I would be healthy but I don't care I was still mad.
The Snazzy Dresser did tell Mommy that I can start eating some more real grub called cereal and that I can try drinking for something called Sippy Cups.
After we were done with the Snazzy Dresser, Mommy and I went back home and picked up Daddy for a day of adventure.
We're still out doing fun stuff but I had to stop and let everyone know about my day so far.
Ladson Out.



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